A new definition for "Half Bath"

Too warm for you?  Here's a solution!

Damn! I'm allergic to peanuts!

Attack of the dreaded "finger eating frogs".

Careful in the water! You never know what lurks below the surface.

Watch Your Speed!

If you drive at 23 mph, you might die.

Fix that nose!

Those crazy Japanese are at it again. The market the strangest gadgets.
This is suppose to fix your nose somehow using vibrations to stimulate bone growth.
Hello! Duh! Your nose is mostly cartilage, not bone.

Pork Rectums?

At least they are the boneless variety. Nothing worse than choking on a bone.